• Cynthia Short

Cold Combatant: The War On Boredom

Break. The phrase sends shivers down our spines, an effect due to more than the plosive sound (looking at you, Mr. Ginn). Break is the time where we can regroup with ourselves, our parents, our friends. We can take a step back and assess our academic state. We can go to the movies, go skating, sleep in. We can also eat.


A lot.


But after about the second day (or second hour, if you’re anything like me), you get restless. Your home begins to look more like a prison. The bed is both a solace and a cage. You begin to look forward to sleeping more than anything, not out of exhaustion but boredom.


This is when the theme music starts. Call me the Cold Combatant, the Media Monarch. The Currently-Out-Of-Creative-Titles-Cacophony. I’m here to bring you all your media needs, and arm you against the frigid caress of boredom as it attempts to seize your neck (carpe collum, if you will) this holiday season.


Below, I have gifted you with a merry host of recommendations for your viewing pleasure. Together, we’ll give this winter restlessness a break of its own.


TV Shows


Prodigal Son (Hulu)

Sherlock (Netflix)

Merlin (Netflix)

Suits (Netflix DVD, Amazon Prime)

The Blacklist (Netflix)

Agents of Shield (Netflix)

Criminal Minds (Netflix)

Person of Interest (Netflix)

Battle Creek (Netflix)

IZombie (Netflix)

Prison Break (Hulu)

The Mandalorian (Disney Plus)

Good Omens (Amazon Prime)


Anime


Naruto (1999) (Hulu, Netflix)

Dragon Ball Z (1989) (Amazon/Pay Per Episode)

My Hero Academia (Hulu)

Soul Eater (Netflix)

Dr. Stone (2019) (Crunchyroll, Funimation)

Cowboy Bebop (Hulu, Youtube, Tubi)

Bleach (Tubi, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon)

One Piece (Crunchyroll, Funimation)

Your Lie in April (Hulu, Netflix)

Saint Tail (Crunchyroll, Amazon)


Movies


The Entirety of the Marvel Universe (Disney Plus, Netflix (Some movies))

Twitches (Disney Plus)

Corpse Bride (Hulu)

Time Traveler's Wife (Netflix, Amazon Prime, Youtube)

Han Solo Movie (Netflix, Amazon, Youtube)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Netflix, Amazon Prime, Youtube)

Klaus (2019) (Netflix)

Frozen 2 (Theaters)

Megamind (Google Play, Amazon, Itunes, Vudu)

Jumanji (Amazon, Starz, Google Play, Youtube, Vudu)


Books


The Institute By Stephen King

Weenies Stories By David Lubar

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler

All of the Light We Cannot See By Anthony Doerr

Homegoing by Yagu Yasi

Where the Crawdads sing By Delia Owens

Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson

A Thousand Splendid Suns By Khaled Hosseini

The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton

The Crazy Rich Asians Series by Kevin Kwan


Artists


Fall Out Boy

Lana del Rey

Harry Styles

Billie Eilish

BTS

Lorde

Panic at The Disco

Taylor Swift

The 1975


There it is, guys. Here is the peak of my media magic. Please note that I have done my best to ensure the appropriateness of these recommendations but it is, ultimately, the decision of the student and the parent on whether any particular book, tv show, anime, movie or artist listed here is right for them. WIth that being said, what are you waiting for?

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